Little Old Lady From Green Bay





A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging

two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.

There was a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a

while a $20 bill was falling out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her... "Ma'am, there

are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" said the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can

still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," asked the cop. "How did you

get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back

yard backs up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.

Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee

in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go

and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,

and each time someone sticks his little thingie through

the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughed the cop. "OK, good luck!

By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", said the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm

bluffing."